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Contents 1 Got Poop? 2 General Rules 3 A World of Shitholes 3.1 One Timers 3.2 Multi-use latrines

[edit] Got Poop?

Shitting in the woods is not an easy task at 4 in the morning with hardcore blasting out of the speakers at 6000 watts and a head full of acid. It's made even more troublesome by the swarms of horseflies, deerflies, blackflies and mosquitos. But fuck, what are you gonna do? It's much better to shit than be constipated in the bush (trust me ;)!

[edit] General Rules

• Don't shit near your food or Campsite!
• Don't leave your shit lying around in the open air, Bury it!
• Don't shit near good drinking water sources!

Make the fly connection Shit > Flies > Food > You!

• Do eat foods that are high in fiber like fruits and raisin bran!
• Do take your opportunity to shit in the woods as soon as you can. Got back to nature!
• Do dig nice latrines and build composting toilets for your friends!

[edit] A World of Shitholes

If you don't have a handy composting toilet hanging around, the best way to lose your turd is with a simple, anyone-can-do-it latrine. There are two kinds of simple latrines: one timers and multi-use pits.

[edit] One Timers

One timers are good when it's the middle of the night and you have no idea where you are, let alone the nearest latrine. digging one of these guys is easy, you just need a small spade, a flashlight, and some tp (or baby wipes if you're going to be all frou frou about it).

If you can figure out left from right, point your face away from your camp and walk for at least 5 minutes away from any camps, food stores or water sources. Keep your light on the ground most of the time to make sure you don't walk into any swamps or puddles; keep an eye out for rocks and roots as well, no sence in twisting your ankle out if you can help it.

Dig your self a little hole, a frisbee's width across and 2 or 3 fists deep. Drop your pants, and load, respectively and give your culo a nice wipe: mmm baby fresh! When you're done (wasn't that nice?) fill in the hole with the dirt you dug out, making sure to completely cover the poops. It's okay to bury your tp, even baby wipes with the shit, because they will just break down. Be aware that babywipes usually have all sorts of unnatural stuff in them, and that TP is bleached. Hey! What the fuck are we doing wiping our asses with clearcut forest anyways? Isn't that our natural heritage and, arguably, the most important natural resource that Canada's got?

[edit] Multi-use latrines

These bigger holes are prety much the same deal as the one-use guys, except they're a bit bigger.